tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21409222839441459702011-07-28T10:24:32.483-07:00Explodingbalorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18406138526920804751noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2140922283944145970.post-78561041165453344882009-07-13T00:54:00.001-07:002009-07-13T00:55:40.669-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RMW5vVgtcSE/SlroYDch8ZI/AAAAAAAAABQ/PtBNEei-2Yw/s1600-h/blue-hell.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RMW5vVgtcSE/SlroYDch8ZI/AAAAAAAAABQ/PtBNEei-2Yw/s200/blue-hell.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357850206650102162" border="0" /></a><br />Notan algo raro?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2140922283944145970-7856104116545334488?l=explodingbalor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Explodingbalorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18406138526920804751noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2140922283944145970.post-71090368102390907042009-06-24T18:29:00.000-07:002009-06-24T18:32:22.223-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RMW5vVgtcSE/SkLTfNFMxTI/AAAAAAAAABI/HsKlWiKr-1A/s1600-h/shiny.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RMW5vVgtcSE/SkLTfNFMxTI/AAAAAAAAABI/HsKlWiKr-1A/s200/shiny.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351071840310445362" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: lucida grande;">El monstruo, después de un largo y agotante viaje de monstruosa introspección, esta ahora consciente de las incongruencias en su cadena de pensamiento y la constante irracionalidad que entorpece sus proceso de pensamiento lógico </span><br /><span style="font-family: lucida grande;">Al monstruo no le importa. El monstruo al final del día sigue siendo un monstruo. No tiene tiempo para momentos de duda ni de inseguridad. El monstruo al final del día seguirá comiéndose a tus hijos y partiéndote el cráneo con un arma primitiva de proporciones ridículas.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: lucida grande;">Soy un monstruo, esta es mi cara de introspección AAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2140922283944145970-7109036810239090704?l=explodingbalor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Explodingbalorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18406138526920804751noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2140922283944145970.post-19978322417376563662009-06-21T18:59:00.000-07:002009-06-21T19:04:21.530-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RMW5vVgtcSE/Sj7mMVGmw9I/AAAAAAAAABA/yMASv2j1h38/s1600-h/Shannyn.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 141px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RMW5vVgtcSE/Sj7mMVGmw9I/AAAAAAAAABA/yMASv2j1h38/s200/Shannyn.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349966506860397522" border="0" /></a> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CMARIOG%5CCONFIG%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:hyphenationzone>21</w:HyphenationZone> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:595.3pt 841.9pt; margin:70.85pt 3.0cm 70.85pt 3.0cm; mso-header-margin:35.4pt; mso-footer-margin:35.4pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Tabla normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal">Mmmh...….</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Shannyn Sossamon que no parece Shannyn Sossamon del todo.</p><p class="MsoNormal"> <br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Hace casi 23 años un adolescente endiablado decidió tomarse unas cervezas y dar rienda suelta a sus más bajos impulsos, esto sin saber que estaba a escasos momentos (segundos, incluso….no tengo manera de confirmar) de arruinar su vida para siempre.</p><p class="MsoNormal"> <br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Feliz día del padre.</p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2140922283944145970-1997832241737656366?l=explodingbalor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Explodingbalorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18406138526920804751noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2140922283944145970.post-26954412078566727102009-06-19T22:59:00.000-07:002009-06-19T23:07:38.825-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RMW5vVgtcSE/Sjx7eXq-rgI/AAAAAAAAAA4/ydXjr3BvKuw/s1600-h/2pac.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 146px; height: 235px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RMW5vVgtcSE/Sjx7eXq-rgI/AAAAAAAAAA4/ydXjr3BvKuw/s200/2pac.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349286219089882626" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Full grown, finally a man, just scheamin on ways </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >to put some green inside the palms of my empty hands</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Just picture me rollin</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Tupac lo dijo, hay que chambearle.<br /><br />Mil horas en Photoshop.<br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2140922283944145970-2695441207856672710?l=explodingbalor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Explodingbalorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18406138526920804751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2140922283944145970.post-86102610189368405712009-06-16T22:35:00.000-07:002009-06-16T22:40:37.027-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RMW5vVgtcSE/SjiBi6AV4sI/AAAAAAAAAAw/1qzbTok2YTI/s1600-h/cotorrock.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RMW5vVgtcSE/SjiBi6AV4sI/AAAAAAAAAAw/1qzbTok2YTI/s200/cotorrock.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348166994188690114" border="0" /></a> <br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /></span><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CMARIOG%5CCONFIG%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:hyphenationzone>21</w:HyphenationZone> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:595.3pt 841.9pt; margin:70.85pt 3.0cm 70.85pt 3.0cm; mso-header-margin:35.4pt; mso-footer-margin:35.4pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Tabla normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal">La vida me ha dejado una gran lección:</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">A los meseros no les gusta encontrar dibujos foto-realistas de genitales masculinos hechos sobre servilletas, especialmente si estos además presentan la leyenda “TOMA TU PROPINA!” justo a un lado de ellos.</p><p class="MsoNormal"> <br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Creo que oficialmente he sido vetado de Super Salads Contry.</p><p class="MsoNormal"> <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"> <br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Feliz cumpleaños, cotorrocker.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">O mejor dicho, Licenciado cotorrocker.</p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2140922283944145970-8610261018936840571?l=explodingbalor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Explodingbalorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18406138526920804751noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2140922283944145970.post-88417547421943751812009-06-14T22:05:00.000-07:002009-06-14T22:21:31.040-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RMW5vVgtcSE/SjXaSuZLG7I/AAAAAAAAAAg/NO05a0_Z348/s1600-h/ruleznazi.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RMW5vVgtcSE/SjXaSuZLG7I/AAAAAAAAAAg/NO05a0_Z348/s200/ruleznazi.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347420147798449074" border="0" /></a>10th level PnP Player / 5th Level Dungeon Master / 3rd Level Rules Nazi Half-Dork.<br /><br />Si entiendes la broma tengo malas noticias para ti.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2140922283944145970-8841754742194375181?l=explodingbalor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Explodingbalorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18406138526920804751noreply@blogger.com2